The Kotaku editor sits at his desk, relaxing while sipping his coffee.
Suddenly his manager runs in.
“QUICK, WE NEED TO RUN A STORY!”
“On what? There’s no news related to video games right now!”
“I DON’T CARE, MAKE IT ABOUT…UH…LOOK, LOOK AT THESE THINGS!”
The manager drops a shitload of papers on the desk. Articles about wacky Japanese television shows, a man who takes drugs and draws himself while high, and opinion pieces from people on GameFAQs about voice acting in JRPGs.
The editor furiously goes to work, flooding Kotaku’s front page with stupid non video game related shit no one cares about.